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Tuesday, August 10, 2004
Let the Futility Begin!
Alan Keyes has started his campaign for the Illinois Senate seat by claiming that Barack Obama's position on abortion is akin to support for slavery and trying to worm out of flip-flop charges on the issue of "carpetbag senators" (see Clinton, Hillary Rodham, Keyes's statements on). But in the interest of having an amusing political spectacle in Illinois during the fall, I'm going to start hypothesizing on possible Keyes campaign slogans:

Keyes: Experience--In Running Hopeless Campaigns

Keyes: I've Visited Illinois Before

Okay, let's just go with the least-ordered bumper sticker of the Keyes campaign:

South Side for Keyes

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