Most of the time I don't publish my results, but I feel like bragging:
You are a
GRAMMAR GOD!
(via
Quare)
The trick to doing well on pedantic grammar tests is to think like a nineteenth-century schoolmarm; one must never use the singular "they", the phrase "That's him!", or some other construction of the English language which was considered perfectly proper and correct until some eighteenth-century guys who had studied far too much Latin tried to make the English language "logical". Hence, one must always use a subject pronoun after "is" and never, ever, split infinitives.
posted by Maureen at 9:28 PM
